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Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Wordless Wednesday :o)

Meee and my Bros are ready for the kool ride :o)




Today's joke:

~ A policeman pulled a car over for speeding. When the officer asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler, and he was on his way to do a show that night at the Magic Circle and didn't want to be late.
The officer told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the driver would do a little juggling for him, he would not give him a ticket.
The magician told the officer that he had sent all of his equipment on ahead and didn't have anything to juggle. The officer told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his patrol car and asked if he could juggle them. The magician stated that he could, so the officer got three flares, lit them and handed them to him.
While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the patrol car, a drunk got out, and watched the performance briefly. He then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in. The officer observed him doing this and went over to the patrol car, opened the door, and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing.
The drunk replied, "You might as well take me to the cells, cause there's no way on Earth I can pass that test!" ~


Later,

12 comments:

Frankie Furter said...

BaaaaWaaaah Neeko that was a really funny joke!!

I Love the pics of you three all ready fur your ride. I can almost feel the wind in MY furs!

♥I am Holly♥ said...

The pictures are adorable!!! I'm still laughing over the joke!!! Lots of love, Debbie & Holly

3 doxies said...

Hehehehehehe...hahahahahaha...OMD, I loves da joke!!!!!!!

Ummmm...does you thinks I can drive da kool car? I is very good driver. Now I wonders what is more funny...your joke or me bein' a good driver.

Puddles

K9 Katastrophie said...

Hi Neeko! I missed you too! What a fancy ride! Your new bro looks like he is fitting in perfectly!

Licks,
Ruthie

Mr. Pip said...

You doggies look super COOL!! Can't wait to see you on Sunday!

Your pal, Pip

Trixie, Lily, and Sammy-Joe said...

You look so cute in the car! And that joke is funny!

We are going to be at the walkathon on Sunday and Pip says you will be there too! Our Mama is going to be wearing a tie dye shirt with a smiley face on it. She's only bringing Lily, since it will be hard for her to handle both of us doggies and Trixie can be more troublesome and mischievous in public. So look for our Mama in the tie dye smiley face shirt, and Lily with her usual gold fur!

Heartprints Pets said...

You're all soooo adorable!

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Hi Neeko
I just got back from a trip to the ocean,, and I ran over to see you.
You are all so cute going for a ride in the car. You are so lucky,,, and riding in the sun shine with the top down,,, it couldn't be better
love
tweedles

road-dog-tales said...

Now THAT's a funny joke! You sure do have a schweeeeet ride!

The Road Dogs

Pup Fan said...

Wow... you are riding in style!

Chicco said...

So funny the joke!
Oh, and what a beautiful car!!!
You're ready for Hollywood!
Woof, woof,

Chicco

Neeko said...

Hey Chicco :o)

Meee cannot leave comments on your bloggie... Argh!!!
Congratulations on your pawsome prizes. Kool collar my friend :o)
Meee can see that you got your summer hairdo.

Later,
Neeko :o)