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Thursday, August 19, 2010

Jokes are funny as long as their are clean...

Jokes are good to send but ALWAYS make sure they are not "spicy"!

I learned this the hard way.

My Mommy admits that it was totally her fault. She LOVES multitasking and did not pay good enough attention to my joke on Tuesday. It went out and it boomeranged...

Yesterday I did a lot of soul searching and contemplated on how to prevent blunders like this from ever happening again.
Last thing I want, is to make my wonderful friends uneasy about my jokes.

A special Thanks goes out to my wonderful Girlfriend, Mary-Margaret who sent me her thoughts when I was in the "dog house".

She said: 'Scuse me? I LIKE reading little Neeko's jokes even if some DO make me blush. Mom noticed my forehead was pinker than usual yesterday. I told her maybe it was just sunburn, though.

Love you, Neeko......
PS - My mom used to tell my sister who took English riding lesson when she was six..."Never stand under a horse's tail even if you are wearing your helmet!"

Mary-Margaret O'Brien
Lieutenant Chaplain - Yorkie Brigade
"Yorkie prayers are Angel's wishes!"

Love you back Gorgeous!!! ♥♥♥
Your comments inspired me to keep going :o)

Sooo, the corrective action is that from now on, I will sit down with my Mommy and we will study the jokes together. Also we bought a very good joke book and we have three more on order soon to arrive.
I think these are going to be safe...

On a happier note, I would like to introduce to you my extended Yorkie family:

Left to right is Sasha, Harriet, Tilly, Tinker, Abbie and Jack. They are all over eight years old. Jack and Harriet are almost 15 years old.

They belong to my foster Mommy Corrine, and they all help her with babies like me, when they are in her foster care. Mama Corrine is a God sent on this earth. She cared for over 150 fosters since she took on this monumental job. Although if you ask her, it is not a job to her. She loves doing it over and over again and her whole soul is in it.
God Bless You Mama Corrine! You are forever in my heart ♥

Well, that is all for now folks. I'm going to take a nap because I learned from my new friend Amy that great things are coming out of snoozes...
She is the author of The Lipstick Laws, a young adult novel due out in the spring of 2011 by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. You can check her out @

Neeko :o)
P.S. Today's clean joke:
~ A bachelor son invited his mother over for a meal. He had just gotten two new dogs and wanted his mom to see them.
When she sat down at the table, she noticed that the dishes were the dirtiest that she had ever seen in her life.
"Have these dishes ever been washed?" she asked, running her fingers over the grit and grime.
"They are as clean as soap and water could get them", he answered.
She felt a bit apprehensive but started eating anyway.
The food was really delicious, and she said so, despite the dirty dishes.
When dinner was over, her son took the dishes, put them on the floor, whistled and yelled: "Here, Soap! Here Water!" ~


Lisa said...

That's really funny! Thank you Neeko, you made me giggle.

Neeko said...

Thanks for visiting my blog Lisa!
Glad to be of service :o)

Mr. Pip said...

Hi Neeko,

My parents are health nuts, too so I won't be eating all those treats either. I will probably share them with some of my dog friends.

I didn't get your links ... where did you send them? My email is mrpippip(at)gmail(dot)com.

Your pal, Pip

Neeko said...

Hey Mr. Pip :o)

Do they give you the Spirulina tablets like my Mommy every day?
We actually take it as a treat; well, I only grab it so my siblings won't have it ;o)
My Mommy is convinced that is keeping my Sis young and healthy.

Heartprints Pets said...

That's a great joke, Neeko! I'm so sorry about your older brother Sparky. I'm thrilled for you that you were loved by your foster Mommy Corrine and found your forever family! Thanks for stopping by my blog and I'm happy to meet you!


Neeko said...

Thanks LisaB.
I'm a follower of your blog now :o)

Have a wonderful weekend,

Neeko ♥

Mr. Pip said...

Hi Neeko - Thanks for the information on the doggie cruise. We will check it out - though it is my papa's birthday so I will need to see what he wants to do. Mama thinks it sounds like lots of fun!!

We are just returning from vacation in northern Wisconsin. It was lots of fun! I am going to post some pictures tomorrow or Wednesday.

By the way, do you know Molly? She is another yorkie and my sweetheart. You can check out her blog at You might also want to meet the Elgin Pugs. They are lots of fun and live in Elgin, IL.

Your pal, Pip

Neeko said...

Hey Mr. Pip :o)

Thanks for checking in and Welcome back from your trip!
That sounds like lots of fun; cannot wait to see pictures...

I'll check out your sweetheart, Molly and the Elging Pugs. Thanks for the tip :o)

Happy B'Day to your Papa!

Neeko :o)

Amy Holder said...

You are such a cute character, Neeko!! Thanks so much for mentioning me and my book & website! :) And I'm so glad you agree with me about snoozes!

Anonymous said...

Very good post.

Anonymous said...

Very good post.